Yes. Thank you. I hate calling people out too because I hate confrontation but even when people make little terrible comments I have gotten into the habit of saying “Wow, that came out a lot more terrible than I think you intended it to” or “Wow, that’s an awful thing to say” and I use either of those. I went through…

I still think his inner asshole shines through with his “Hey parents, I’ll put you on TV if you act like a jerk to your kids and make them cry” schtick. They parents are willingly putting themselves out there but every time I see those I feel bad for the little kids. 

Yes! I think that’s a good distinction. Some asshole who is sending his dick out to everyone on Tinder is not worthy of protection. But if you’re in a loving relationship and your boyfriend sends you a naked pic, it’s super shitty to share that with friends. I would feel so violated if someone I was close to did that…

This is what I don’t get. She’s not in college or in high school where she might be sharing notes with friends as she navigates a sexual relationship for the first time. she’s a grown-ass woman. I can’t imagine sharing private texts from someone I love. That is just tacky and disrespectful. 

I’d love it if my hair had that much body. Or if I had a boyfriend.

My gray hair comes in at my temples and makes me look like a tired Paulie Walnuts.

I’ve only been doing this parenting thing for 10 years but it finally clicked into me that this time of year (January/February) is just the shittiest month for parenting. My kids haven’t had a full week of school this month. They have no routine. They’re sick of each other. They’re sick of me. They’ve both been sick…

I have two games:

Yes! I would help people in Chicago so often - especially after I had a kid and was a little more conscious of strollers. But it amazed me how many times people would walk by and kind of jostle or push to get to the train rather than help. The jostling would make me angry - like try a little harder to not essentially…

I think my opinion is colored by not really being much of a dog person. Although I do love the idea of naming a dog Evita. 

Love of Angel is a good litmus test to see if you’re talking to a dog person or not. 

Yes! I always forget about Joanne because I don’t understand what she’s doing with Maureen or why she’s hanging out with them.

And let’s not forget that Maureen is just really really terrible as a person. I really only like Angel, Collins and Benny. Roger is OK but needs to stop whining and get a real job. 

Yes. My sister-in-law had one and she also had a shower and it was all just Too Much. No one cares. No one cares whether you have a boy or a girl. No one does. Don’t make them to go to another party where they feel they have to bring a gift. It’s all terrible. 

True. I get terrible performance anxiety though. I would for sure know this information and as soon as a camera and a microphone got shoved in my face all rational thoughts would fly out and I’d be like “Um, RBV and the guy with the pubic hair on the can of soda? Please don’t film me.”

True. He’s not the first one to do it. I guess that combined with the ongoing “Troll your kids about Halloween candy or shitty presents and put it online” is also adding to my opinion of him. 

I hate how all of Jimmy’s “man on the street” jokes revolve around making people look stupid. He picks random people walking around and puts them on the spot and then asks them questions when they’re nervous and we can all laugh when they aren’t able to name three people on the Supreme Court or something. Oh people!…

I would imagine they could find cases and cases of child porn in his house if they get a search warrant. That should be enough to lock him up for a long time.

Not that I’m the grand czar of “How to properly deal with things” but I’d give him a pass for the band and the pornos because you aren’t hurting anyone by doing bad music or bad porn. But the further domestic abuse arrests imply that he’s not really dealing with any of his demons.

What I love is seeing what they’ve done since the trial.

Lorena changed her name to her maiden name so she couldn’t be easily found. She had a daughter and has been with the same man for years and years maintaining a very low profile.