This is true! I did a lime green bouncer, red cushion on the high chair. Black stroller, red car seat. We ended up having two boys but still . . . it was all gender neutral. 

Right? There actually IS such a thing. It’s called a healthy relationship. What the actual fuck?

That #3 turd advice is already floating around instagram. Two people I know have already shared this trite post from E! with a little heart emoji. Good Lord. A mediocre white man tells us to be kind everyone acts like he’s Martin Luther King, Jr.

This was amazing. Jack Jack was my favorite the whole movie.

I saw it. I took my kids. Pixar movies are almost always good so I know that when I drop $70 for the tickets and food for the movie, it’s going to be a good movie. Plus, it was hot as hell out this weekend so there wasn’t anything else to do. Plus, I’m sure a lot of dads took their kids on Father’s Day.

I hear ya. I just think it’s funny that those are the ones they post and send to People. It’s one of those things that someone like Kevin James probably also does but isn’t like “And send that one to People” Like there are a bunch with me nursing in the background but those didn’t make the Christmas card montage for…

True. This is why they’re shirtless. Part 2: The reason they are photographed shirtless are because they look like James Van der Beek.

For some reason I confuse the Miz and the Mooch in my head and I read all of that thinking the Miz from Real World/Wrestling had his own steakhouse and I was like “Hey, that’s pretty cool he’s branching out.” and then I realized I was confused and quite possibly an idiot.

I know. People have a lot of reasons and some are internal and some are external. There’s a book called “How to Fall in Love with Anyone” and it’s a book of essays about love. In one essay, the author talks about her experiences being kind of plain and quiet and nervous around boys. In college, when someone finally…

So amazing. Thanks for the memories. How does 1994 look like so long ago?

I just posted this too! We can be old together.

I’m so old because I remember when his kid acted up during a press conference or swearing in? And then SNL had Chris Farley play him.

Unpopular take: Felicity should have stayed an art major and stuck with Simon Rex who she lost her virginity to. She never wanted to be a doctor! The fact that she went to med school still makes me angry.

Yes. I stupidly still kind of dislike Jennifer Garner because my dislike of Hannah was that strong.

And the ethicist. I’d watch a Social Q’s/Ethicist TV series.

I loved her hair in this season. They all had really good hair in this season.

Plus, Mrs. Putnam’s situation is hardly a “normal” wife situation with this baby. It’s not just a baby from a ceremonial rape. Her husband repeatedly had sex with this woman, without Mrs. Putnam being around. Oral sex was involved to the extent that Mr. Putnam lost his hand as punishment. And now every day Mrs. Putnam…

That’s my feeling about it. It’s just not good show. And they go for these controversies to get press and viewers but it’s just not a really great show. And there are so many other really good YA books that would have made better shows than this.

I’ve never seen this. I love it.

They aren’t even that great for scholarships really. I just googled the scholarship amounts and for most of these women, they don’t get much. Considering how much money it costs to be in the pageant (dress hair, etc) and all of the preliminary city pageants and crap that lead up to the national, the Miss American…