How could anyone forget them!? I remember when they got married, Gawker found their registry and I remember feeling very angry that Mary Kay had registered for Kate Spade china. I want Kate Spade china. I’ve never raped a child (nor have I ever raped an adult) so I feel that in the grand scheme of life and karma, I…

I work on a college campus and I said something about John Wayne Bobbitt recently and none of the students knew who I was talking about. It made me realize we need to offer a class in Scandal History: 1980s to present. These kids need to learn about Gillooly, the Jenny Jones murder, Jon Benet, the Bobbitts, Linda…

Thank you.

Thank you. I appreciate this.

Yep. It’s hard hard hard. Harder than I thought it would be when I was engaged. If you’d asked me back then I would have been like “Well, he’s my best friend and we have a strong enough relationship to weather any storm!” but life happens. There are miscarriages and job loss. There’s a mortgage that’s $40k underwater.…

Thanks. I’m seeing a therapist and working through it. I know on the other side of this I will be happier. I am just impatient to get to the other side. I know you can’t rush the process though.

It is depressing! And it’s annoying too that they “pass” as normal. They get their little photo Christmas cards and their wooden door signs that say “The Smiths. Est. 2002" - It makes me feel more freakish sometimes. Like “OK, so you’re willing to be miserable for life as long as you don’t have to be like ME and be…

There’s a ton of judgement about all sorts of marriages out there. I’m in the process of getting a divorce after 14 years of marriage. It’s hard to wipe away the feeling of being a failure when society is constantly telling you that divorce is a failure. I had one friend tell me “Do you think your marriage was worse…

I thought John Cena and Channing Tatum were the same person until last year. There’s something just too Sears catalog about them.

Campus activities usually have fairly large budgets. It’s considered student retention. You want students to pick your college but you also want them to graduate from your college so you have to make sure they feel like they belong and have fun. It’s why some schools have built luxury dorms and climbing walls.…

Probably a “campus activities” kind of thing. I work on a college campus and different departments host different speakers. The President’s Office or College of Arts & Sciences would easily host someone like Hillary and the audience would be 50/50 students and community members/Board VIPs, but our student-run Campus…

This is where you need to look into the barter system or relying on streaming karma. For example, I let my brother use my Netflix and a friend lets me use her Hulu.

I know, when you look at the pictures again, you’re like “Would they really let him pile all of those blankets on his stomach if he’d just recently been stabbed? Or vape?

Hey when someone says they’ve been stabbed, I think we’re all nice enough people to believe them. It’s good the LAPD’s media spokesperson was on it this morning and could let us know that Corey is going to be just fine - physically.

You need special security when you’re stabbed with invisible blades that don’t actually cause any lacerations: http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-corey-feldman-attack-investigation-20180328-story.html

Some people look like that and I literally always look like the Runaway Bride’s mugshot photo.

How is her 1966 passport photo even OK with the passport office? They wouldn’t let me make any face other than “meth addict mug shot” when I posed for mine. Although admittedly this was after 1966 so perhaps I am a victim of modern passport laws.

I totally forgot about Star Jones and now I’m remembering all of the weirdness of her first marriage. I wonder what that guy is up to now.

Another good one is Nailed It on Netflix. My 5 year old laughed really hard and I was also able to focus on their good attitude when they make mistakes or don’t know what’s going on.

I still have nightmares about his toenails though.