The ending was really terrible. I agree with your mom.

I used to really like her - would watch her stand-ups, went to see her live, read her books, watched her show. But she is so thin-skinned. She dishes out a lot of shit and the second anyone would come after her, she’d start crying. So I suspect that’s what’s behind the bullying claim.

That’s awesome. I love that you did that.

It really was interesting. I felt a little stupid because other friends were taking “History of the Vietnam War” or “Early American History” and I’m like “I’m learning about how shopping has changed America!” - we learned about malls and how they’re designed to keep you inside, we learned about Wal-mart and big box…

I said “Wait, why did you take those?” and she only said something like “Oh I don’t remember” and blinked through them but there were like 4 or 5 from different angles. And I said something like “That’s really weird” and she didn’t say anything. So it was moreso that I just know what kind of person she is now and…

In college I took a class called History of Consumerism and it was essentially the history of shopping. I think the internet is to malls what the Sears catalog is to general stores. When the Sears catalog first came out, it opened a whole world of items to people who were previously limited to what was for sale in the…

Once a co-worker was going through photos she had taken around the office of events like a co-worker’s bridal shower and a fun lunch pot luck - that kind of stuff. We were going through them on her computer and laughing at the memories and then I found like four shots of me taken from a distance. It was soon after I…

I am too. And I’m hoping that one of the ones I’ve already read isn’t included.

I’d pay Broadway prices if that was included.

I did not - but it’s good to know that I have allies in my weirdness. :)

True. And I don’t think it’s even a conscious thing with most people. You’re with someone at that point for about 3-5 years. You have a job and you maybe want to get a house or something. Here’s this guy and you get along with him well enough. Friends are getting married. It’s nice to have someone to bring to parties…

I joke about that a lot with friends. Your marriage contract should be up for renewal every five years. “Should we keep doing this?” “Sure, for another five and then let’s revisit with these new terms.”

Goat cheese you practically have to eat while sitting on the toilet (gross but true) and brie. I miss brie. There aren’t enough lactaid capsules in the world for me to digest brie.

Also, not all allergies are fatal. I mean, I have pollen allergies but I can be around flowers. If I’m around too many at certain times of the year, my eyes will itch and I might sneeze. But otherwise, it’s good. I would never go around saying “I’m allergic to ALL flowers”

Also, I’m lactose intolerant and in most…

The good ol’ Germans have a word: fremdschämen

It was 3 hours long.

They added all sorts of stuff about the parents and weird conversations between the staff members. Which was just nonsensical. Never once have I ever watched the original and thought “This would be better if it were an hour longer and featured more conversations with the parents about their sexless marriage.”

OK, I went to the link to his mom’s craft store and it’s breaking my heart - everything is sold. I am assuming people did this to show their support for him, but sometimes people are amazing:

“Does anyone want some water?” Is not an appropriate response to someone salivating over the idea of sexually assaulting someone. Dick.

Yeah, she speaks differently. I was trying to figure out if it’s the work she’s had done in her lips that were affecting how she talks or if it was the medication. I think maybe both?