I ate an entire bag of them the week they came out and I have no regrets.

It’s the cost of these damn things that kills me. Granted, I’ve only done as much as a 10K but during the last one I had a cute “finish photo” with my medal and I was like “Oh why not, I could use it as a new FB profile photo” and I found out it would cost me $30 for a digital download. Um, no thanks! I’d have paid $5…

You’d think that would be the basic first step of training to work in a hotel. I mean, hell, I work at a college and we’re told never to tell anyone at all about which students go here or where they are at any given time. Insane.

The CSPI is honestly just the worst. They do nothing but file frivolous lawsuits and hold press conferences about the amount of calories in a Cheesecake Factory desserts. They’re all about their own publicity and not really about anything else. I used to work for a health-focused non-profit and CSPI would drive me…

I’ve done that! A friend was engaged for the second time. Her first engagement had ended about a year prior to this engagement. She confessed to me that she hated how people kept kidding her about “all” of her engagements. So when we were at a book club meeting, another woman there said “Oh wow, engaged again. Are you…

In the winter, every time I go to Target, I throw a pair of black tights in my cart. They are super cheap but they only last a few washings so it’s always good to just open my sock drawer and pick out a new set. Plus, I keep a pair of tights at work just in case.

In the winter, every time I go to Target, I throw a pair of black tights in my cart. They are super cheap but they…

I did not submit my favorite tights because I don’t know the exact style or anything but I have a pair of DKNY tights that I’ve had since 1997. 1997, people! They have one little pull because they got caught on a zipper in my knee boots. But otherwise they are amazing. I might have to throw them out because the nylon…

I did not submit my favorite tights because I don’t know the exact style or anything but I have a pair of DKNY…

Yikes! Sorry. At least it wasn’t snapchat?

Perhaps “Feeling-palooza?” - that implies alcohol, body surfing and henna tattoos might be present in the evening.

I wanted to stress that we’re using a hand that is likely missing fingers. ;)

This sounds like a ridiculous idea when you call it a “performance review” but it’s actually a really good idea to have scheduled “Let’s talk about our feelings” moments. Because this:

I agree that this would be ideal. I know from friends though that some marriages go through a slow decline until there is almost no communication anymore. Complete lack of intimacy and the affair is a response to that. Having that difficult conversation should happen but if that level of sharing is the thing that's…

This will probably be my life in a few years. He's only 7 so he wears what I tell him to. But I see the nylon shorts in the distance and I can't avoid it.

I’m buying pants! I’m weirdly excited about it. I need new pants. My kid needs new pants. Pants for everyone! So many pants. Much pants!

This sounds terrible but it wasn’t even a conscious choice for me. I have lost all sense of decency around them. I poop and pee in front of my kids and one night when they’re in the bath tub I went pee and just changed my tampon without even thinking until they were like “What’s that? Can I have one!” Oh yeah. That’s…

That’s what I always tell people “I’m going to run away and become a mysterious waitress in a small town somewhere.”

Yes! That’s the kind of stuff I’m talking about. The prices at those sorts of stores (Ross, TJ Max, Marshalls) are even cheaper than outlet malls. I have some great reebok wicking tops, jockey sports bras and some great running pants - all super cheap.

I have found the best deals on running clothes at places like TJ Maxx or Marshall’s. Same prices as Target (or sometimes cheaper) but you’re getting really good quality stuff.

All of Jimmy Kimmel’s comedy seems to focus primarily on how stupid he thinks his audience is.

The spousal support request sounds like bullshit. I’m pretty sure David Silver can find something to do for a living even with vertigo.