I think that’s wise. Keep some of the magic alive.

Oh no - I’m not that bad. It’s more like “Hey, could you do the laundry” and then waiting two days, asking again and then finally I am wearing swimsuit bottoms instead of underpants and then doing “Oh fuck this, I will do it myself!”

Yes, I think that’s a key issue. I believe for the most part with my husband it’s an act. He knows I’ll swoop in at the last minute and fix things because I am impatient and bossy. If I were dead he would eventually realize he can’t take the kids to fucking McDonalds every night for dinner and he’d eventually have to…

I thought that too. It’s fucking terrible video.

Excellent point. He seems very unhinged and has been involved in a lawsuit at a previous company so I think we should take anything he claims with an extremely large grain of salt.

I had a similar thought. I worked in news for about 5 years before quitting and there was a large number of weirdos at those stations - violent weirdos. One guy had a whole “kill list” he kept at his desk and he’d add names to it if you pissed him off. This was before Columbine so none of us took it seriously. Another…

Yes! It was just “all violence against women/all people they knew except for that one woman who was raped by someone she didn’t know at a friend’s party” - it made me depressed.

A few years ago there was a show that aired during the summer - Law & Order reality show. It followed the investigation and trial of actual crimes. I love law stuff so I watched it and had to stop because every single trial except for two was a domestic violence situation that turned fatal. The other two were child…

I felt really bad for the actor who’s agent obviously pitched him to the casting director as “a poor man’s Dave Coulier.”

I always think of them as older Vice President jewelry. Every female vice president (and above) at any job I’ve ever worked at has had a Yurman ring or bracelet. I wonder. Do they get it when they receive the VP title as a gift? “Congratulations, you’re a semi-powerful older classy basic bitch. Here is your…

Meanwhile, Jacqueline, the cockroach who dreams of one day being a cafeteria chef gets no love at all from the students at the same high school. No student ID either.

I used to watch Vanished with Beth Holloway when my son was a baby during his nap time. I could get through two hours of it and he’d wake up. I have no idea why that was the show I picked to watch during his naps but I loved it.

Yes on the movies! I used to be willing to sit through things I didn’t like but now, no. I am not going to watch Jurassic Park. I am not going to watch the new Star Wars. I don’t want to watch a superhero movie. No. No thank you. Not going to do it.

But how do I find out which vaguely familiar famous pasty white boy plays the lead in the movie version of my book?

Yep, I hate that shit too. I have told my son I will do one a year. But now I’m regretting that because when I do show up for the one - I get iced out by the group that volunteers for this shit all the time.

I’d like to think I’m the kind of person who would eventually be like “At least I’m not dead!” and I’d grab my book and whatever snacks I have in my purse and just enjoy life. But I’m totally not that kind of person and I’d be a total asshole in this situation while realizing I’m an asshole and feeling really bad…

Male is not a very good album.

I’ve always thought that if I was musically talented, I would have started an all girl rock group and called us Ednas Edibles. But alas, I have no talent so it’s just my online handle. Long live Edna and her delicious edibles.

I would honestly love all of this news if it really was Fran Drescher that was getting around. She’s 57. It would be amazing if Gavin and Ben did interviews later where they’re like “She’s very funny and wise and her laugh turns me on while simultaneously making me want to drive nails into my head.” Even Jennifer…

I was just thinking that! I’m looking at the photos and thinking “I’m glad these two crazy kids made it work after all.”