Looks like you already don’t care and think people will find that impressive. Newsflash: it’s not.

My stepfather actually LIKES it and turns it on on purpose.

Is this the thing that makes everything look like a soap opera?

I have totally come around on the Property Bros and now I enjoy them.

I am guessing she’s a serial killer and he bangs the help, personally. Alternately, she’s banging Clint.

You ask about the bodily autonomy of the fetus but that does not exist. A fetus CANNOT exist autonomously. If therefore has no bodily autonomy and no role but to infringe upon the autonomy of the mother. I am not pro-abortion, but I am prochoice. Your argument hinges on a non starter.

OMG. YES. That was making me CRAZY.

It was not just porn posts and delicate sensibilities it was things like animals being brutally hurt and killed, people being assaulted, etc

Nickelodeon, not Disney. on a show called Drake and Josh.

Based on the recordings I do for work AND the number of callers who ask to speak to my mother, I sound around 7 years old.

maybe the episode of community where Jeff tries to get Troy to play football?

But is “I picked out someone I wanted to have a fling with” really an OPEN relationship? Or were you just asking for a hall pass?

and/or is already sleeping with and is worried he’s gonna get caught.

Well, sometimes I do tell him that he claims to be Christian and he should remember that God is watching soooooo...kinda!

I call Mitch McConnell’s office at least once a week to bitch him out. I feel like they have my information already.

It is my favorite book from either author. Separately I enjoy them, together, it’s magic.

I can’t decide if this means I should reread the book IMMEDIATELY or not at all.

I got news for you. If your family had to flee the Nazis, these Nazis probably don’t think you count as white.

Go fuck yourself with rusty barbed wire you nazi defending shit heel.

You guys. I know this is not the take away from this but I have a question: How long has the Celtic Cross been a racist thing? I have a Celtic cross necklace that I’ve been wearing literally 20 years. Do I need to stop? Have I been accidentally wearing a racist thing this whole time? HAS IT ALWAYS BEEN A THING AND NO…