Are you...drunk? High? Ignoring all the other rambles...why on earth would you believe Elijah Wood would need to reach hard for anything to make rent?

Dd you miss that Frequency is ALSO based on a movie?

How big do you think grade school playgrounds are?

doc trying to figure out the car was amazing. Doc’s face when he read the report was amazing. Doc telling Dolls to man up and fight also amazing. OH! Doc parking the horse. Amazing. In conclusion, doc is the best.

Did you watch last night? because I don’t want t spoil it, but it was pretty great.

I need to find out if my PBS is running it.

The best reality series on TV right now.

Well, I’ll have to put season 2 on hold. I want to know what happens with Brona. :)

I just watched the first season of Penny Dreadful. I am intrigued by the premise, the acting was good, but the typical showtime problem of having lots of naked conversations when the could have taken place fully clothes irritates me.

ALSO where are you sourcing your GBBO?

I am SO FEELING Wyonna Earp. Last night with Doc and Dolls was amazing.

You’re a better woman(?) than I am, I guess. I can’t take her. She has great recipes and I’ve never had one not work. But her whole fish out of water schtick is just not working for me, considering that they’ve been married for what...around 20 - 21 years? It’s just...no.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t shit out my boobs.

She has a show on the Cooking channel.

Yup. Never ate grits growing up, don’t eat them now, and my friends from the north just assume I love them.

Yeah...fuck you. Let me guess, you can tell because of the pixels.

And buttoning your shirt allthe way up actually just makes them more prominent anyway.

If you think this is a humble brag, you must be lucky. I am constantly getting told to wear a pin in a wrap dress or get higher tanks or sit up straight or some such nonsense in order to protect the world from my bewbs. My own mother has developed what she thinks is a secret code.

You want to spend the rest of yyour imaginary life with the baby voiced home schooling cutesy poo pioneer woman?

#notalljoshes