I ...yeah...what? I mean. I wish I had more pictures of me with my grandparents but like...when they were ALIVE.

Yup.

I don’t either. When my uncle died a few years ago, my aunt sent out a picture to EVERYONE of him sitting with all the grandchildren giving him a kiss, even the baby. We found out later that the picture was taken post mortem.

Eastern KY has also been gorgeous. Perfect. Crisp in the morning, cool enough to run before dark, smells like fall amazing.

I’m looking for a pair of saddle shoes. I’ve wanted apair for a few years and I’ve decided to just get them, so now I’m on the prowl.

Why would you cook any meat in the microwave in under a minute. Why is this a thing you would do?

burning yourself on an oven is though. OUCH.

The problem is that when Paltrow is source conscious...she gets mocked for being out of touch. So...she can’t win for losing, I guess. I don’t the hate.

Ok. I don’t know what I think about how the girls should be tried because I do not think three years is enough for rehabilition, if it’s even possible, but the fact that everyone thinks the factthat they didn’t QUITE manage to kill their friend is a major distinction as regards to their mindset is killing me. No. In…

I can totally imagine Ina telling Jen not to put up with Ben Affleck’s shit.

Nope. I’m a librarian. I did spend a summer working for a vet though.

If it’s Mads Mikkelson Dr. Lecter...I’m ok with it. :D

What does it say about me that I not only was undisturbed by these stories, but was actually eating my lunch while I read them?

I kind of feel like a lot of people are saying it’s ok for him to do so.

There really aren’t any more details. They got married, had a kid, we driefted apart because it was before Facebook was really a thing. I don’t know if they’re even still together.

I got my sister some poo-pourri as a gift, since she lives in a house with six people and 1.5 baths. She was so mad at me...until she tried it!

My friend’s fiance said that to me about her “in confidence” which I TOTALLY BROKE AND HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT. She married him anyway and I dropped out of the wedding because I felt like it was such a terrible idea.

Feet do not freak me out, but WHO IN THE HELL TOUCHES A TOTAL STRANGER WITH THEIR FEET I WOULD HAVE TRIED TO KILL HIM TOO.

Come on. Both of these videos copied every moderately futuristic movie since the Matrix. Neither one is original.

I want to eat cereal without adding 120 calories to my Spesh. K. Is that so much to ask? Almond milk it is.