Vaguebooking is a good way to get yourself unfollowed in my world. So annnoying.

Given that Jezebel’s earlier article straight up call Nicki’s comments a jab at T. Swift it’s a bit disingenuous for them now to be like why did she even get involved we’ll never know!

http://nonadventures.com/2015/06/20/the…

Right? I mean, it’s one thing for the court to claim parental alienation on the part of the mom or whatever. But the dad is given the opportunity to see his kids without interference, to get them out of this situation, to do SOMETHING, and what does he do? Rolls on not just out of townbut out of the country.

I feel like when Chopped first started Geoffrey and Scott Conant were kind of uptight and they have loosened up while some of the others (ie Mark Murphy) have taken the time to make sure that stick is lodged more firmly than ever up their ass.

Mark Murphy.

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaank you.

Artisnal sandwiches are made with only the finest free range dinosaur meat and are therefore quite barbaric.

Khloe and Kourtney take Menhattan? (I apologize)

Knock off? You fancy. My dad laid down hefty bag s(the black ones, so extra durable) and a hose. My cousin cut her shin open on a rock going down the hill. Because when you are just hosing down trashbags, you need the extra momentum of a steep hill to make it work. SO CLASSY.

Any good deals on small grills? Char Broil has some stuff 25% off but by the time youa dd in the shipping it’s the same as Amazon. Surely with the 4th of July right around the corner someone has grills on sale.

Any good deals on small grills? Char Broil has some stuff 25% off but by the time youa dd in the shipping it’s the…

It says dolphin on the cake! Why do they think it’s a shark? I’m so confused.

Since Taylor posted that she was going to miss her cats because she was going on tour, does this mean he’s cat sitting for her?

That’s exactly what I was thinking

I thought she was saying the room was smelly, not the immigrants.

I should have scrolled down farther before posting this exact thought. Whoopsie.

Oh. Oh Man. I thought it said Kat Dennings and it didn’t even phase me. Now I am disturbed.

I’m with you. Miss Piggy is who she is, and she’s never ashamed of it. That’s a lesson I’m still trying to learn, but it seems like it’s something feminism should embrace.

No ex-stories but I do have feelings on BIRTHDAY WEEKS. NO ONE, not kids, not teens, no ONE and triply not GROWN ASS ADULTS need to have birthday WEEKS.

Less fancy than it sounds, but there were white gowns, tuxedos and roses.