I sincerely hope she sought sanctions from the court for that behavior, though honestly, a breast pump or mentioning breastfeeding in the court house may shut the courtroom down depending on the judge. as someone who has pumped and lawyered, this shit just infuriates me.

No one wants to have to look at a boob, Donald, especially not this poor woman trying to breast feed.

I think we have enough of these now to do March Madness bracket. Please.

I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me he farted into a baby. Nothing surprises me anymore. Who exactly is he trying to win over in this election? He already offended minorities, immigrants, women, veterans. Who’s next? I’m serious. Who do we think he’ll offend next? Will he be brave enough to offend Christians?…

You can't sue a lawyer. There's very clear case law here.

In the UK, the verb “to trump” actually means “to fart”. True story.

Trump’s lawyer’s message to the Daily Beast reporter:

Over a knit turtleneck, so your neck looks like an ankle.

I grew up in the backwaters of Western Wisconsin where both words were used frequently, by me too. The redneck thing can be a point of pride; it comes up in a lot of country songs. I think if someone is calling themselves that, well whatever, it’s a personal choice.

So, redneck isn’t so much a slur when used appropriately, but I wouldn’t go around calling people white trash. For instance, I have a cousin that was stripper whose mom went to see her strip and was proud of her. That might have been the trashiest thing that I’d ever heard in my life, but I wouldn’t call them white…

Something about the unnecessity of it is pretty funny. It’s kind of like using “quotation” marks for “no” reason.

The very existence of that dress as something designed for and by “white supremacists” disproves white supremacy.

You know, I’m somewhat of an ursine specialist and I can tell you that bears developed the ability to sit on chairs in 1856. *FACT*

Cuba, with it’s relatively crippled economy the past 50 years, has managed a medical breakthrough like that. Meanwhile, elements in the US want to eliminate healthcare for the non-rich and allow crunchy nutballs to let their unvaccinated children vomit their germs all over everyone including immunocompromised people…

Anti vaxers claim if a wound bleeds there’s no chance of getting it, plus by the time you get the vaccine it’s too late anyway. So no they don't let their pure children get the tetanus shot. I grew up scared shitless of getting polio, when the vaccine came out it was a fucking miracle.

No one from Seattle should be allowed to be smug, condescending or insulting to anyone from the South until they get their vaccine rates up to Mississipi’s.

As Jon explained to Tucker Carlson while taking his show off the air: “The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. What is wrong with you?”

My Child My Choice!

Whether this is a joke or not, it interests me that the punchline "The dash don't be silent" or "The dash aint silent" is in AAVE. It's very much "lets laugh at he ridiculous names African Americans name their children".