I do have some design experience, so we did our invitations ourselves. My God, though, his last name is impossible, so I doubt they'd get it right if I spelled it 6 times or more. We are used to changing it on bills and all sorts of things by now. I feel for you.

I am not taking his name for professional reasons and…

I just don't get why you'd call your coordinator screaming and crying. That's so embarrassing. Save that for your mom. bestie, or SO!

I have zero qualms about upholding the patriarchy if there are mini-quiches and an open bar.

So many things to tell..I will try to sum it up but it is going to get long and weird.

I lost it at "chicken mole went flying everywhere."

Why, so you could tell her to go pound them?

My bf and I went to his cousin's wedding about a year ago. The church ceremony went well and was beautiful. When we got to the dinner the drama started when the catering chef and florist decided to reignite their blood feud right then and there. Punches were thrown and chicken mole went flying everywhere. The cops…

This wedding was lovely, but I was a train wreck at it. Pissed off that the guy I was kind-of seeing had flaked out of being my date at the last minute, I was determined to find a wedding hookup. The night of the rehearsal dinner I got TRASHED and spent most of the night talking to this guy who was nice and pretty…

This is a wedding my parents went to, but it is hands down the most cringe-worthy wedding tale I know. My parents were invited to the wedding as friends of the groom's parents. The groom's family was pretty prominent in the local business community, so it was a big wedding - like at least 250+ people.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

"stories of people who are so pro-natural birth that they endanger women"

[Husband] also made the mistake of saying "But it was only 40 minutes!" I offered to stab him in the crotch for only 40 minutes.

For my second kid's birth, my epidural failed. Yep, apparently this is a thing that can happen. I had been in labor for about 12 hours and was exhausted. I got it just as things were getting intense, and was fine for about an hour. Then all of a sudden the pain came back full force, just as I was transitioning - the…

Nope. Sorry. Rape should not be a side effect of excessive drinking. Car wrecks? Yes. Falling down and hurting yourself? Yes. Alcohol poisoning? Yes. There are a lot of reasons not to drink to excess. However - if a young woman gets fall down drunk and a man rapes her, it is not because she got drunk. I certainly hope…

Actually, it should be enough to say "hey men, don't rape". Risky drinking behavior and sexual assault should not go together like PB+J just because its happened in the past. It is the responsibility of a man to NOT fucking rape a girl just because she is drunk. End of.