This is why the internet is good, because it kills cancerous things like third-wave feminism.

*eye rolls* Yes, all women’s asses are sacred and it is all because of white men everywhere. This is clearly a capital offense everyone, he should just be killed. No, he should be jailed and labeled as a sex offender. Let’s ruin his life right now, because he had to audacity to tap a woman on the backside. Why do I…

That must be some 4D Underwater Master-chess, because his ass still isn’t getting signed.

I really shouldn’t, unless I want to be lectured by left wing writers about why all of us so-called “right wing nazis” are terrible and how we’re all just violent oppressors and how the pacific northwest woke-tards will save our culture.

Also, justified self defense isn’t murder, you raging jackass.

I don’t know about you guys, but if someone who is younger and stronger than me is in the process of beating me to death, I would probably put a bullet in their ass too, and wouldn’t lose any sleep over it. If you want to start violence, don’t be surprised if you end up facing violence in return, possibly with life…

Proof that the good guys don’t always win and that social justice is cancer.

Sure!

I’m sure it will go great with a composting toilet, dumped directly in of course.

You far leftists aren’t funny. I’d laugh at a good “you’re white” joke, but that’s just terrible man. Do better.

The far left purposely deprives itself of really good fast food because they are butt-hurt that people have opinions that are different than their own.

Michael Harriot is delirious and full of shit. Nothing new to see here. 

“A world without coffee beans”

Are you certain you live in 2019? I believe you may be writing us from no later than the year 1850. How did you get the internet all the way back in that day? I’m not sure how else to explain this baffling belief that blacks are still on a “plantation” or that Kaep is partaking in a “slave auction”. It’s almost like…

I can’t imagine walking around all day with this much of a persecution complex.

Quick question, if I say it with an “a” at the end, as opposed to the hard “r”, is it OK?

None of these guys, including the ones who didn’t go, will ever sleep with you anyway. They have standards.

The Deadspin people are so salty, aren’t they? Also, so stunning and brave, you know, because they decided turning off comments on their articles was the right move.

I hope Deadspin fires every one of you. After all, you arrogant far-leftists have certainly earned it.

That’s good news.