In before "blah blah blah, our revenue, used liquor is killing the planet, wah wah, INSTALL THE DRM. CYANIDE-CAP BOTTLES."

Pre-ordering gets you DLC that lets you add pre-order DLC to your thing. Liking/following the devs on the usual bullshit gets you access to Advanced Marketing.

We have all these simulators popping up, but there isn't an ironic Cash-grab simulator where you make a shitty little thing and sell it for money across a variety of distribution platforms/app stores.

Headline reaction: Because the "new" consoles aren't anywhere near as powerful as people were hoping? (OMFG IT'LL BE ON PCS LEVEL (if you thought that, you're a dumbass to begin with)) so now they're having to cut corners? Gotcha.

I'm mad that the community pick with Transistor from a few days ago lost out to a handful of dirt cheap games. Conspiracy theory ahoy, people were buying the cheapest shit for the cards. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Fuck all of you.

FIFA may dominate the soccer* game market these days, but there once was a time when people's tastes were simpler, and more arcade in nature. Pixel Soccer speaks to that time.

Are they... really so desperate for preorders?...... Why?... I don't fucking get it. And I'm not fucking getting AC:U.

For some reason, I get the feeling they think crapping on Worse's fix is a good idea for them. I really hope, for their sake, they aren't that Goddamn stupid.

I never played Halo 2 on PC. It is a Windows Vista exclusive. That's the screw. Afterwards we've just been abandoned :\.

That's pretty much how it goes. They gave us Halo CE, then screwed/abandoned us. THE worst. I won't forgive them.

I will. But unless they work some (not very complicated/hard) magic to enable keyboard/mouse controls (yes even on consoles. They have USB ports and bluetooth), I'm going to hate it. At least playing Bloodbourne with a controller will make sense.

And it still doesn't matter, because it's not coming to PC :(. Bungie, you're the worst.

As if we don't already? uPlay. 'Nuff said.

What if "making pancakes" was euphemism for "sexing" and Ganon is an exhibitionist? There's your scary thought for the day.

Oooh, FREE INTERNET? Surely that wouldn't be a honeypot.

Took them long enough.

Random but hole ahead?

Happens to me all the damn time. If I have any duplicates and I draw one of the pair, when I mulligan I almost always get the other :(.

Childishness all around. You should feel ashamed of yourself C.A.

Hah, too bad there isn't a Yelp for bloggers. I make a reasonable comment, get told "Fuck you" by the author and my post deleted. Reaaalll classy. 1/10. #DontCensorMe People have different opinions. Deal with it, you petulant child.