EdgePT
EdgePT
EdgePT

Meh, Link was always a bit of fairy anyway.

Collect them all!

Hahaah well then, u kn0w u d0nt hav anyting gud 2 sey wen u hav 2 mak3 fun 0f sp3lling, making your contribution totally worthless. I'm surprised they still let trolls like you on the internet, much less let you interact with other sentient life forms.
Almost spectacular in a way really, the way you defy Darwin. You go

There is so much wrong in your post that im not even going to bother getting into a discussion with you, ill just leave you some "homework":
-Metacritic is a flawed system that can be abused and because of that its not as used as you might think;
-"If you have someone who only plays Grand Strategy games (...) to watch,

Alright I had enough of trying to reason with you so lets call this a farewell post ok?

"Apparently you've never read a review from Kotaku, or most major publications." - You say this like Kotaku's reviews are something to be compare with or aspire to, they're not...

"The first person hardly precludes it being a review,

Agree with all of that but just wanted to add one thing, Nintendo is a japanese company, where women usually have a submissive role and homosexuality is bad, and expecting them to make a game that caters to all sexual preferences is silly

Ahahah oh wow, that happened?i must have missed it. Glad i dont come to kotaku for serious reviews.

Well that has nothing to do with the rest of the conversation but i'll reply a final time anyway. Seeing as you want to write, bioware games maybe arent what you are looking for, seeing as they are already written, try The Sims or rpg-maker instead.
Best of luck Tumblr Missionary.

It gives you choices at key points that follow a narrative, its not an open world or an mmo, or your sexual playground. The day they "dilute" their content to that level i'll stop buying their products. They have some great mod support however , to cater your needs.

What if Aria T'loak and Samantha Trayner have a straight fandom?or Samara?or Kasumi?etc

Thank you for your wise words, i agree 100%

Ahaha you're trolling right? God forbid if a writer creates a character with a personality and sexual preference, all that matter is that the character can fight and be a "sexual orifice" for your roleplay needs LOL! Every npc must be player-sexual and wants to fuck you, just like real life!

Thats called being biased, making the whole thing pointless.

Well for one, a review doesnt have so many sentences in the first person (i want, i wish, i feel, etc) and second, a (good) reviewer must experience as much, ideally all, of the content available and review that in detail and not what the reviewer wanted to be in the game instead, assuming we're talking about good

She may be a "game journalist", this however is not a review, this isnt even a preview, this is an opinion piece. On that note, i do hope the "opinion" part doesnt crossover to the "review" part that will come later on.
Oh and regarding this:
"You're essentially proclaiming "it's okay that Tomodachi Life has some

You misunderstood me, Valve would never buy GOG to get a profit, they could however "buy out the competition".

Unless of course Valve (the monster we fed all these years in their promotions) ends up buying GOG.

Did Vsauce confirm this?

I see what you're saying, but then i remembered the inocents i ran over in police chases so...might as well knock them kids out instead :p

Butts you said?