Low hanging fruit that dismisses dialectal affectations.

Does that incl—

“6 out of 7 Glovers recommend Black Panther for all your panthering needs.”

REQUEST FOR URGENT CAR PURCHASE

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

There is now

Collinsworth and it instantly turned me from “has he gotten worse as an announcer” to “ok what the fuck bring in Romo.”

Was it Collingsworth or Al Michaels who said this game was just as good as Justin Timberlake’s halftime performance? I was wondering what kind of crack they were handing out at the buffet station when I heard that horseshit.

I did not understand what the hell Collinsworth was talking about on Philly’s last touchdown. The guy tucked the ball and took at least one, maybe two, steps. He was a runner at that point.

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

FUCK THOSE STUPID-ASS COMMERCIALS! Round up the marketing team that developed it, throw them in a plexiglass cube with a couple “air” holes along the top, and then toss their new prison in to Lake Minnetonka.

Tony Gwynn was a great hitter. That’s all I got.

Yeah Curt is definitely the kind of guy who has a camera rolling while getting pulled over for speeding and repeating the phrase “Am I being detained?” over and over.

These retired guys dress nicer than I do to a fancy dinner. Most of that blame is on Country Waffle’s lax dress code.

The one exception is good satire

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

When he woke up, he was in Hogwarts.

There is no way in heaven or hell that Gronk doesn’t play Mongo in any possible remake of Blazing Saddles.