hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

The best picks are cherries.

How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

Trump supporters are really dumb. But you don’t have to take my word for it.

pretty sure Keith Null is a prank by a database guy

“I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males”.

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Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

He fucked Bob Taft in a barn? kinky....

This is the purest desire I’ve ever felt in my life to see both sides lose.

Did you hear that? All the Phillies are going to be masturbating with coconut oil next season.

Yeah, I’m going to offer a robust “fuck you” in response to that.

The Padres have Don Orsillo now, he teams up with former pitcher Mark “Mud Cat” Grant. The two of them are funny as hell, very entertaining, and good at their jobs, which is nice, considering that we’re watching a freaking Padre game.

that guy sucks

Holy shit, what a fucking asshole!

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

His buddy on the left looks like he’s having the time of his new American life as well.

He looks like a foreign exchange student that’s really trying to embrace the culture but has no clue what he’s doing.

Okay, but there not the same type of food-service place. Five Guys charges 3-4 times as much for a burger. The fact that you know people are going to disagree with you tells you your answer.