“Hole in one!” - Lindsey Graham

Those Tampa defenders have bruised testicles this morning.

NC State Freshman Braxton Beverly Ruled Ineligible For Going To School

You know Isaiah Thomas is gonna put up an identical statline against Brooklyn.

“We got two things, corn and time.”

THIS AARON RODGERS, HE DOES IT IN DALLAS SO MUCH, I CALL HIM DEBBIE.

I love this group shot of the Justice League:

On the bright side, the mailman knows to turn off frame interpolation on his TV

I can’t take credit for being this witty, but if the tenth movie isn’t called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts, that’s a real missed opportunity.

♪ ♩ “Ford and Gosling in the morning!” ♪ ♩

I mean...kinda.

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from his playing days, it’s that he’s pretty much immune to criticism. Even if the team doesn’t immediately turn around and become a contender, he’s still Derek Jeter. It doesn’t matter how bad the team gets, the people of Miami will be licking his ass from Day 1.

Design Elements I hate: 10th gen Honda Civic.

I’m more interested in the way she made it sound like 3 generations of her family fought in Vietnam.

There mere fact that she calls “making love” “paw paw” tells me she’s not ready.

I tutored Tyler Eifert in college and he was without a doubt the dumbest person I tutored in the 3 years I did. He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.

They wish they’d charged an even $5. For the fans’ sake, so they didn’t have to deal with any change.

Rule Whatever- The game cannot end because of a clock runoff.

It solves both issues. If a team were doing something tricksy to possibly run two plays, they’re stuck with enough time to run one play. If something unfair ended up happening because of a runoff, there’d still be time for one more play.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.