He’s a dick so who cares.

Zach Hample

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

If I like the Danzig song, will I like this movie as well?

The Mad Poop-ah! Look out!

Bob’s Burgers did it

not...anyone, really, with an understanding of what privilege is.

Perhaps while they are in DC, they can stop by a science museum and finally find out how magnets work.

obligatory

There is a single tear running down his right cheek. Can confirm, I am The Edges’s jedi rattail.

“We has addressed the matter.”

It’s a Category √-1!

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

“The last Jedi at the end of ‘The Last Jedi’? You guessed it.”

If I could go back in time and be any historical figure, I would totally be Michael Anthony. All I would have to do is sing the high parts, play right there in the pocket, do copious amounts of cocaine and get fucking laid.

I’m a big ol’ moron who loves DLR-era Van Halen and gives them more serious, critical thought that they probably deserve. That said, Women and Children First is a secret masterpiece and maybe my favorite album of theirs.

Brooklyn 99 is the superiest show

Ahh the old “stick to anime and video games”

I’ve been a HUGE QOTSA fanboy for my entire adult life, and this album has furthered that. Fucking love Josh Homme going full Ginger Elvis and Iggy Pop Jr. on Villains.

My advice to Britton, as someone who has suffered a strained forearm himself, is to change his grip. Works wonders.