Brooklyn 99 is the superiest show

Ahh the old “stick to anime and video games”

I’ve been a HUGE QOTSA fanboy for my entire adult life, and this album has furthered that. Fucking love Josh Homme going full Ginger Elvis and Iggy Pop Jr. on Villains.

My advice to Britton, as someone who has suffered a strained forearm himself, is to change his grip. Works wonders.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

*Narrator voice* It was not art

Thank you for this article, Patrick. As a former lifelong Chargers fan (fuck LA), I don’t think LT got as much recognition as he deserved and would have gotten on another team as a “once in a decade(s)” talent that was squandered by a shit-ass franchise.Any opportunity to showcase what a talented and great person LT…

“I bet if I ran over Coach with the equipment cart, I’d get like a whole week off.”

I hope someone checked on Zodiac...

+11

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin.

Pablo and the team hope that the three extra hours of daylight from the move will help to cut down his weight and return him to his previous form.

This is the meanest thing Deadspin has ever done to its readers.

I could not get the video to play but if I could, given that Joe Rogan is involved, I am sure that there is a linguistic symphony that would make both Hemingway and Beethoven blush.

I don’t know why you’re calling this bad. It’s exactly what I wanted to see.

All they can say is that their tarp is pretty plain

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.