I REMEMBER MY FIRST ALL-STAR EVENT SNUBBING

I think I saw that move Conor in Wolf of Wall Street.

The difference between Kerr and Pop when it comes to their often fawned about social wokeness is that I’m pretty sure Pop would laugh and walk away if asked this question.

The above is also known as the “Jim Furyk without a hat.”

Nice to see that the Redskins found another use for the “add to cart” option after RG3 left.

“But enough about my ex-wife!”

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

Best part though is obviously the Giants being even worse than the Padres.

Whole lot of plate there. That’s a shit play.

If your only chance of scoring is hitting the catcher so hard he drops the ball it probably isn’t a clean baseball play

Yeah, Rizzo was outside the line until suddenly he wasn’t. You can literally see his path change drawn in the dirt where his foot dragged. Went completely out of the way to slam him and then had to fall back the other direction to land on the plate.

“Rizzo pretty clearly didn’t deviate from his path here...”

It looks like Hedges did indeed give Rizzo a path to the plate. Catchers are sitting ducks...looking at the baseball while a lumberjack barrels full speed towards you.

The guy with the $700 shoe is going to listen to advice from someone who hasn’t been drafted yet? Come on

I want the Lakers to not take Ball so bad, just so his father can be shown all confused and angry on screen.

Oh man, a friend of mine convinced to start giving golf a try, so I’ve been going to the driving range. There is this very straight-laced looking dad who’s always there with headphones on while he hits golf balls...and he frequently blurts out “MASTER, MASTER,” not realizing that he’s singing out loud. Awesome. I…

The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

“When I was looking at earth from the window of the International Space Station (where I was invited by the king of earth), I could see the sun glinting off the top of Robert Trent Jr.’s balding head like golden beacon. I could also see his mom, because she’s so big that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND…

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

My browser won’t currently let me post GIFs for some reason, but CLEARLY I was attempting to post Drew’s Chopped GIF.