The San Diego Chicken was the best and most original and by far the most influential mascot ever and should top this bullshit list. Who gives a fuck if the Chicken was not paid by any team’s organization?

As a kid, the San Diego Chicken was the best thing ever. He’ll always be my mascot... *single tear*

I don’t think Bruce will ever read this. You should try calling.

Morse looked like he was there to play peacemaker and get between Strickland and Harper, his old teammate.

I’ve always felt this image summarizes the whole family dynamic perfectly.

“Yeah, like the guy in the $3,500 baseball tee is going to give you any actual in-game strategy. Come on!”

I’m still hoping Boston trades the first pick to Toronto who takes Ball. I want to see anarchy on draft day at the Ball family table.

I’m surprised they didn’t just get back up after they rubbed it in all that dirt.

Dwanye Wade, or as he is known on the basketball court, Dweezus.

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

Madisons Bumgarner?

Maybe he was just trying to tell the world that he’s got a real problem with compulsively masturbating, and he really wants help for it?

Isn’t that the same way he celebrated after he won Chopped?

The Aristrocats!

I think someone needs to learn what a democracy actually is and what a replublic actually is and then figure out which one USA is (hint: not a democracy)

“Hey everybody!! We’re all gonna get laid!!!”

Lots of good lines, but I am shocked no one pointed out these Eagles season ticket holders in the clip.

Wait a minute. This just gave me an idea. Is Blood Drive the origin story for Pixar’s Cars? It is, isn’t it?