Reminds me of when they traded for Brandon McCarthy.

Anybody watch The Mick, which I think comes on right after New Girl. Little Ben is the best.

Margot’s not a catcher, he’s an outfielder. Nor is this Bethancourt’s major league debut, either as a pitcher or a player.

Love looks like a kid who got an A on his report card and can’t understand why mommy is yelling at daddy.

LeBron yelled at Tristan, and is Isoldeable.

“Nice form!”

I love this:

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

The guidelines were for teams that score touchdowns.

LaVar Ball is a moron. It obviously hasn’t been an issue for Isaiah Thomas.

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

Meanwhile, over at USC ...

6.5 lights must be metric.

Not much dog. What’s up with you?

Just let the sun beat down upon his face, will ya?

“...but couldn’t really provide an explanation for the lack of zip behind his pitches.”

Counterpoint: fuck the Dodgers, forever.

“Community” will always be the superior show about a group of misfits compared to The big bang theory.