For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

Best part though is obviously the Giants being even worse than the Padres.

Whole lot of plate there. That’s a shit play.

If your only chance of scoring is hitting the catcher so hard he drops the ball it probably isn’t a clean baseball play

Yeah, Rizzo was outside the line until suddenly he wasn’t. You can literally see his path change drawn in the dirt where his foot dragged. Went completely out of the way to slam him and then had to fall back the other direction to land on the plate.

“Rizzo pretty clearly didn’t deviate from his path here...”

It looks like Hedges did indeed give Rizzo a path to the plate. Catchers are sitting ducks...looking at the baseball while a lumberjack barrels full speed towards you.

The guy with the $700 shoe is going to listen to advice from someone who hasn’t been drafted yet? Come on

I want the Lakers to not take Ball so bad, just so his father can be shown all confused and angry on screen.

Oh man, a friend of mine convinced to start giving golf a try, so I’ve been going to the driving range. There is this very straight-laced looking dad who’s always there with headphones on while he hits golf balls...and he frequently blurts out “MASTER, MASTER,” not realizing that he’s singing out loud. Awesome. I…

The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

“When I was looking at earth from the window of the International Space Station (where I was invited by the king of earth), I could see the sun glinting off the top of Robert Trent Jr.’s balding head like golden beacon. I could also see his mom, because she’s so big that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND…

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

My browser won’t currently let me post GIFs for some reason, but CLEARLY I was attempting to post Drew’s Chopped GIF.

The San Diego Chicken was the best and most original and by far the most influential mascot ever and should top this bullshit list. Who gives a fuck if the Chicken was not paid by any team’s organization?

As a kid, the San Diego Chicken was the best thing ever. He’ll always be my mascot... *single tear*

I don’t think Bruce will ever read this. You should try calling.

Morse looked like he was there to play peacemaker and get between Strickland and Harper, his old teammate.

I’ve always felt this image summarizes the whole family dynamic perfectly.