“Yeah, like the guy in the $3,500 baseball tee is going to give you any actual in-game strategy. Come on!”

I’m still hoping Boston trades the first pick to Toronto who takes Ball. I want to see anarchy on draft day at the Ball family table.

I’m surprised they didn’t just get back up after they rubbed it in all that dirt.

Dwanye Wade, or as he is known on the basketball court, Dweezus.

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

Madisons Bumgarner?

Maybe he was just trying to tell the world that he’s got a real problem with compulsively masturbating, and he really wants help for it?

Isn’t that the same way he celebrated after he won Chopped?

The Aristrocats!

“Hey everybody!! We’re all gonna get laid!!!”

Lots of good lines, but I am shocked no one pointed out these Eagles season ticket holders in the clip.

Wait a minute. This just gave me an idea. Is Blood Drive the origin story for Pixar’s Cars? It is, isn’t it?

Reminds me of when they traded for Brandon McCarthy.

Anybody watch The Mick, which I think comes on right after New Girl. Little Ben is the best.

Margot’s not a catcher, he’s an outfielder. Nor is this Bethancourt’s major league debut, either as a pitcher or a player.

Love looks like a kid who got an A on his report card and can’t understand why mommy is yelling at daddy.

LeBron yelled at Tristan, and is Isoldeable.

“Nice form!”

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”