(Baseball Prospectus projects them to end up with 105, which sounds reasonable considering that they’re blessed with two series against the impotent Giants and one each against the Phillies and Padres, who took three out of four in their last series against the Dodgers.) 

Put a Fisker badge on it.

The long-term reliability seems like it won’t be an issue with the people who are more likely to replace their phone before the case starts having problems. I would be curious to see how many people are still using them when problems start to develop.

How many fingers do you owe him this month?

S T I C K T O S P R O T S

Parasitic Black Holes is a great heavy metal band name.

It needs more loose seals.

JUS’ LIKE THIS SAUSAGE I GOT RIGHT HEAHHH.

OFFICIAL: KYRIE TO WARRIORS GOD HELP US ALL

I remember referring to San Francisco as San Fran once and some Twitter guy was like NO ONE CALLS IT THAT. Like it was a goddamn crime.

Did he have to pitch uphill both ways?

It’s hard to believe a team that can basically sleepwalk backwards through the regular season and wake up in the Finals would find itself seemingly on the brink of total meltdown, but here we are.

Either that or a Cheesecake Factory.

“Fasting” is what he calls stealing a base.

Does that make wetbutt23 Theo Epstein?

I think you’ve got that confused with something else. The Designated Player is the one who only gets to shoot during interleague play.

I mean, he’s not wrong...

“Remind me to put a couple of shock packets into the pool when we get back home.”

“Wah waha, wahh wah hwa wahahah haww hwaw wahh.”

I won Sports Illustrated’s Athlete of the Year when I was a 6 year old goalie in AYSO so anything is possible.