I thought it sounded familiar.

(Please be sure to listen to the second one, starting at 0:37.)

LLLLLLLLOYYYYYYYDDDDDDDD!!!!

I will never understand why ownership refuses to make the uniforms look interesting, especially with so many great examples of past jerseys to draw from.

Who’s that Scub? Who’s that Scub? It’s Jess!

Beat me to it. +1.

I’m pretty sure this is the 3rd time this has happened at a Padres game in recent history.

Maybe I’m not his target audience but his brand logo looks like a terrible, 5-years-too-late knockoff of Big Black stuff, right?

Sleazebag mode: Activated.

Maybe it could be set in Chicago!

Don’t spend it all at once.

I can get on board with that.

Instead of “Rookie”, I thought the headline was going to say “An Actual Dolphin” and I wouldn’t have been any more or less surprised.

Politics, am I right?

It seems like there’s a lot of overlap there.

I work at a golf course and I haven’t even played 9 rounds of golf in the last 7 weeks.

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I would like to take this opportunity to announce my retirement from the NFL as well. After being a free agent for the entirety of my 8 year career, I can no longer justify the physiological toll that playing in 0 games a year has had on my body and mind. I am grateful to all of the fans who have supported me over…

Pfff, give me a lot of money and I can drink all day long just fine. I don’t need to see anybody get drilled in the googly and the yahoos.

So THAT’S the point of cricket? How the hell did that sport get so popular?