DcNuggets- They’re the whole package!

Right, because it is equally probable that you will see a bird and a motorcycle flying through the air in front of your car.

Holy Moley, that is nice.

Does this mean he will have a charley horse all the time?

“No, I don’t”, replied most of America.

What do you mean, “right now”?

(Insert name of your school’s rival here) HEY-OOO

Because the last team-sourced speculation about alcoholism went so well, they just had to give it another try, right?

Like a good neighbor, Tim Duncan is there.

Oh sure, NOW you open the comment section on a fantasy football article.

I feel like he’s been one for years.

There’s a lot to work with here.

Let he without mucous cast the first stone.

Is that a Beatles song?

Is he going to play for Minnesota when he goes pro?

damn teens

Either a barbecue chicken restaurant or a wool sock on a lonely night.

Sounds like a dumb routine.

There is a term for these kinds of musicians on guitar forums- blues lawyers. Everyone sort of laughs at them but they are great to buy stuff from because they buy all the expensive gear and take the hit on depreciation when they sell it 2 years later.

Going to see a man about a horse?