My college roommate, for one.

Oof. +1.

It must be exhausting when everyone else is wrong except you, those poor people.

Yeah, that was rich. The most popular All Star Game jerseys ever but sure, nobody likes brown.

Don’t forget about the most least exciting uniforms in baseball!

The Padres are in serious rebuild mode right now. Priority number one for their rotation over the next couple of years is going to be “eat up innings”. Most of their top pitching prospects are in the low minors if I remember correctly. The best case scenario for Padre fans is that Weaver turns into a flippable…

Yankee hate wins over Red Sox eye roll. Have a star.

So many smash mouth jokes but nobody connected the dots to the fact that he is (presumably) at an event tied to an all star game. SMH, people.

Pff, I’ll believe that when hell freezes over and Cleveland wins a championship.

That is one of the box-checking-est list of cars possible.

Bill Walton was a treasure tonight. His postgame interview with Scott Van Pelt was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

3-1....what could those numbers possibly refer to????

Ya but who did he vote for?

I have a bad feeling about this.

Eh, if you’ve seen one picture of a celebrity posing for a pregnancy photo on top of a Porsche 914 filled with flowers you’ve seen them all.

Ooh, let me play.

Surely you didn’t mean to leave out LA Gear.

That makes more sense.

“I’m going to the grocery store, can I get you anything?”

Side note- if you’re getting from Mission Valley to Inglewood in an hour and a half you’re either driving at 4 in the morning or you’ve invented a new form of transportation; in which case, congratulations!