I feel like there’s a great nickname in there somewhere. “Mark 6-D” or something.

Motherfuckers better not try any of that shit. Already got the itchy trigger finger today after Hoffy got robbed again.

Was that from a movie or something? If not, it definitely should have been.

I think you dropped a few of these: “!!!!!!!!!!”

If Yankee fans had their way, current jersey numbers would have to use scientific notation.

He’s running out of years of eligibility, isn’t he?

And that little girl....was me.

I think you misspelled “communist”.

DAMN YOU

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“Toolbox of dildos” is quite possibly the most entertaining combination of words in the English language.

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Fuckin’ seriously...16 years my ass.

Go fuck yourself with one of Kroenke’s mangy toupees, Dean-o.

No shit, he’s only 28? In my mind he was at least 35.

Upon first reading I thought it said “Insane Hystrionics: Oily Taints” which I suppose wouldn’t be too out of place.

He proceeded to lose his covered wagon fording a river, eat poison sumac, and catch cholera and therefore cannot be reached for comment.

And congratulations to Alabama for almost being good enough to beat a team on their way to their first second national championship.

We’ve all been there.