But you can spell y gum y lie with Eli my guy. So there’s that.

He must have been ecstatic after the Finals last season!

“OMG, you guys, why is everybody paying so much attention to me???”

Ya but are Flacco and Eli elite?

I dunno, man...I was pretty impressed by Bob Ley’s article “Click Here for a Bigger Penis”.

I think you misspelled Shechefske.

CONSPIRACY THEORY:

“I can bring Twister!”

YASSSSSS

Well now the only thing I’m wondering is if anybody was actually wondering that.

Toni agrees with you.

Caps lock makes these articles one million times better.

Of course, the tried and true medical procedure involving an ice pick and the anus. Who hasn’t heard of that?

That’s the correct response.

“Hi, welcome to Appetizers, can I take your order?”

“Now you kids be good. I’ll see you next weekend. Remember, don’t believe anything your mother says about me.”

CONSPIRACY ALERT: The NFL is subjecting him to so many un-penalized hits to drum up sympathy for one of their more polarizing stars.

It’s too bad it’s being featured in a series of commercials that are possibly the worst since “grounded to the ground”.

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I can get on board with your reasoning. I’d still make an argument for Hoffman but I can definitely see the argument against him too. It’s just funny to see what’s been happening to a few guys across a few different leagues lately, when during their whole career they get described as a “future hall of famer” but…