If some players can steal home on an 85 mph pitch I would think they have a pretty good chance beating a slow roller to the plate.

Problem solved!

Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s something in the pipeline about Padres management or maybe the Chargers training/medical staff. And don’t forget that article about the random Bill Walton statue!

So it’s a place a lot of people go in and out of but they don’t stay long?

Now that sounds like quite a story!

Why not? The population is certainly big enough.

You don’t have to think they’re the same to not like either one of them.

…tells a teacher that “America sucks,” and his teacher is disciplined (yes, really) for attempting to make him stand up.

MUAHAHAHA

Technically??? Like, the Grand Canyon is technically a creek bed?

Yaris

HEY-O

This is the future. Ezekiel Elliot, what have you done???

The Fonz does not approve. However, he would like to take the opportunity to talk to you about a reverse mortgage.

I don’t know if it was scrambled but from the look on his face after the game it definitely wasn’t sunny side up.

Takeo Spikes’ neck imploded and made a crater 3 miles in diameter.

Quick question: what’s a jet propeller?

+1 Erlenmeyer flask

I was expecting to see the “haters gonna say it’s fake” video of him being drafted second overall.