Be the “before” model for a premature aging drug commercial?

When reached for comment, Lochte said it would be “like, FOREVER” until he was able to splash and play with his friends again.

DO YOU EVEN TAKE, BRO?

This makes sense when you consider the amount of people who sat on the couch watching the Olympics who were convinced they could get a medal in racewalking.

TouchdownsOutForHarambe?

SPROIOIOIOIOIOINGGGGG

COTD

And he didn’t play too well, either.

Filed to: LOLWESTERNKENTUCKYHILLTOPPERS

Maybe they need Kemp back?

If that counts, then those adult coloring books definitely count.

Is that so they can carry the maximum amount of Toblerone?

Fuck Herm with a live alligator.

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It seems that a police chief named Halloran would know better than to lean on stereotypes.

“Prank” is quickly becoming my least favorite word in the English language.

Dallas: HOORAY!!

John Candy slipping on a banana peel?

The girl or the car?

There’s that famous Midwestern hospitality.