This is the future. Ezekiel Elliot, what have you done???

The Fonz does not approve. However, he would like to take the opportunity to talk to you about a reverse mortgage.

I don’t know if it was scrambled but from the look on his face after the game it definitely wasn’t sunny side up.

Takeo Spikes’ neck imploded and made a crater 3 miles in diameter.

Quick question: what’s a jet propeller?

+1 Erlenmeyer flask

I was expecting to see the “haters gonna say it’s fake” video of him being drafted second overall.

Be the “before” model for a premature aging drug commercial?

When reached for comment, Lochte said it would be “like, FOREVER” until he was able to splash and play with his friends again.

DO YOU EVEN TAKE, BRO?

This makes sense when you consider the amount of people who sat on the couch watching the Olympics who were convinced they could get a medal in racewalking.

“*sigh* No, JK, we don’t think it would be ‘the bee’s knees’ to bring back the iMac.”

TouchdownsOutForHarambe?

SPROIOIOIOIOIOINGGGGG

COTD

And he didn’t play too well, either.

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Maybe they need Kemp back?

If that counts, then those adult coloring books definitely count.

Is that so they can carry the maximum amount of Toblerone?