Fuck Herm with a live alligator.

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It seems that a police chief named Halloran would know better than to lean on stereotypes.

“Prank” is quickly becoming my least favorite word in the English language.

Dallas: HOORAY!!

John Candy slipping on a banana peel?

The girl or the car?

There’s that famous Midwestern hospitality.

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You mean Kaiser?

Is it because my two holes are too close together?

Blah blah blah Padres blah blah blah nothing short of embarrassing. Business as usual. At least we managed to pay Melvin $15 million to go away in his first good season in forever.

“I owe you my career,” Jeff said, “but I don’t have any money to pay you. Perhaps there is another way...”

What a bush league tournament all the way around. I got sick of seeing decent approach shots run 30 yards back into the fairway (or worse). Then they throw out that quote that (paraphrasing) they “weren’t out to embarrass the best golfers in the world, they were trying to identify them”. I think we all know who they…

The 2016 Warriors have a ring???

+1 shooter on the grassy knoll.

I can’t decide what’s worse...

You nailed it, have a good one.

How insightful, do tell me more.

Sorry, I should have been more clear. I was mostly upset at the comments I saw reading the story. It’s tough to see people being assholes about the life and death of my childhood hero with comments about his weight and such.