It’s sad that so many people here don’t know how good of a guy Tony was, and how his greatness as a player and a person is being overlooked in favor of fat jokes and people talking about how greedy his family is. Maybe, just once, you don’t have to talk about how “look, he did it to himself” and “he made enough money…

Or, you know, the guy in the control booth messed up and they didn’t want to stop and start the national anthem so they decided to invite them back another night. But that’s less exciting.

Sliding is for the Supreme Leader only.

“The San Diego Padres- We still exist!”

Sure hope nobody decides to spray paint one of these beautiful bullets.

*Sees headline*

I bet he doesn’t even use a turn signal.

Oh yeah, just the other day I heard a story that started off, “While my friend was driving and I was riding in his car next to him...”

It’s too bad they don’t make cars with more than one seat in them, huh?

DON’T YOU FAHKIN SAY THAT IT’S THE CURSE ALL OVAH AGAIN

Half the items on this list should be below Being Hit By A Car.

HNGGGGGGHH

What articles?

Were you marrying your cousin?

“Sucker,” they both laugh to themselves, walking away after the deal.

Videos can be old...

Good Lord, that is some terrifying imagery.

Yeah...I can’t argue with you on that one. As a Padres fan, it’s just been one long, depressing slide into anonymity since a brief burst of excitement in the mid to late 90s. I was a kid who collected every sports page out of the newspaper during the ‘98 World Series season and got to watch Trevor Hoffman get 53 saves…