I was wondering the same thing. Somebody, help!

I think this is the appropriate reaction.

The script for the movie Akron Has Fallen has to be written in Comic Sans, right?

THANKS OMAHA

Impossible. There’s no way that’s not the mustache of a fireman.

At least words can never hurt them.

Ah yes. Shouldn’t have posted before coffee. Thanks for clarifying.

Why did Poe Dameron leave Jakku?

Hehe.

“The DUCK says, ‘You have a traumatic brain injury!’”.

How about “the brown note”?

If the Browns had a team song, it should be the sad trombone slide everyone hears in their head when they look at that picture.

I kind of wish they had kept Coach O back before the last round of coaching catastrophes but I’m pretty happy with this just for the sake of stability.

I got to see him play at SDSU and it’s been pretty cool watching him mature into one of the NBA’s developing superstars. I knew he was good back then but I didn’t see him becoming such a breakout player in the NBA. The best part is how he’s still buddies with some of the bench-warmer guys from SDSU...I’m glad to see…

Is anybody surprised by this?

Dr. Robert Anderson:

Based on the infinite boredom that working at a golf course provides, I can tell you that after 2 holes of throwing a golf ball around, your arm will fall off and you will bleed to death feeling like an idiot for thinking that you were going to Aaron Rodgers your way to a spot on the PGA Tour.

It’s a dirty job but somebody had to do it.

Hasn’t anybody told them that no means no?