I like the idea but I can’t get past thinking that Indiana looks like the guy on the Monopoly box. A little too 50s for me- maybe this would have worked better for Crystal Skull...if anyone is acknowledging that movie exists.

I know you are, but what am I?

Why don’t you just start a fire in the opposing team’s locker room? Then, they’ll be so concerned about trying not to burn to death that they won’t be able to focus on the game! Guaranteed victory.

Thanks to you, the world is a little bit happier tonight.

Oklahoma James.

[lowers chair the right way]

Read this on my phone, came back on my computer for the +1.

Pagano is just mad that his team’s GM is always off doing movie reviews on some random website.

Ah, yes.

“BAAAAAAAAAAAA”

“That business is HOW risky??”

Jesus, that’s...horrifying.

Are you guys talking about Gary?

What has always sucked: Thanks to the Colts, Pacers, Notre Dame, and IU, this state leads the country in “we do it differently here; we do it the rightway” sports sanctimony. This is probably why the Colts ended up complaining about those deflated balls to begin with. Sure, they got a hole charred in their asses…

Don’t forget triangles and squiggly lines on everything.

In other news: Shane Victorino is still playing baseball professionally.

This is somebody named Z LaLa.

I can’t look away.

They all seem to have 2 legs as well, unless I am mistaken. Observations are fun!

Damn it...I thought I had that locked up this year.