What articles?

Were you marrying your cousin?

“Sucker,” they both laugh to themselves, walking away after the deal.

Videos can be old...

Good Lord, that is some terrifying imagery.

Yeah...I can’t argue with you on that one. As a Padres fan, it’s just been one long, depressing slide into anonymity since a brief burst of excitement in the mid to late 90s. I was a kid who collected every sports page out of the newspaper during the ‘98 World Series season and got to watch Trevor Hoffman get 53 saves…

I think this is the appropriate reaction.

The script for the movie Akron Has Fallen has to be written in Comic Sans, right?

THANKS OMAHA

Impossible. There’s no way that’s not the mustache of a fireman.

Hehe.

“The DUCK says, ‘You have a traumatic brain injury!’”.

How about “the brown note”?

If the Browns had a team song, it should be the sad trombone slide everyone hears in their head when they look at that picture.

I kind of wish they had kept Coach O back before the last round of coaching catastrophes but I’m pretty happy with this just for the sake of stability.

I got to see him play at SDSU and it’s been pretty cool watching him mature into one of the NBA’s developing superstars. I knew he was good back then but I didn’t see him becoming such a breakout player in the NBA. The best part is how he’s still buddies with some of the bench-warmer guys from SDSU...I’m glad to see…

Dr. Robert Anderson: