Based on the infinite boredom that working at a golf course provides, I can tell you that after 2 holes of throwing a golf ball around, your arm will fall off and you will bleed to death feeling like an idiot for thinking that you were going to Aaron Rodgers your way to a spot on the PGA Tour.

It’s a dirty job but somebody had to do it.

Hasn’t anybody told them that no means no?

I know you are, but what am I?

Why don’t you just start a fire in the opposing team’s locker room? Then, they’ll be so concerned about trying not to burn to death that they won’t be able to focus on the game! Guaranteed victory.

Thanks to you, the world is a little bit happier tonight.

[lowers chair the right way]

Read this on my phone, came back on my computer for the +1.

Pagano is just mad that his team’s GM is always off doing movie reviews on some random website.

“BAAAAAAAAAAAA”

“That business is HOW risky??”

Jesus, that’s...horrifying.

Are you guys talking about Gary?

What has always sucked: Thanks to the Colts, Pacers, Notre Dame, and IU, this state leads the country in “we do it differently here; we do it the rightway” sports sanctimony. This is probably why the Colts ended up complaining about those deflated balls to begin with. Sure, they got a hole charred in their asses…

Don’t forget triangles and squiggly lines on everything.

In other news: Shane Victorino is still playing baseball professionally.

This is somebody named Z LaLa.

I can’t look away.

Damn it...I thought I had that locked up this year.

I guess now we know what Letterman is doing in his retirement.