About damn time.

I think it’s a type of cheese.

He don’t want no scrubs.

And a young Tommy Lee Jones!

I’m pretty sure about 60 percent of the cars bought on eBay Motors are purchased so people can have more convenient mobile beat-shacks.

There’s gotta be something amazing up here.

“Under Armour: We’re Not Nike, But We’re Still Trying”

Are we sure this isn’t Rob Schneider from an upcoming Adam Sandler movie? 50 bucks says the title would have something to do with balls.

One regular occurrence we had to deal with was the assholes who were apparently attracted to that type of club back then, most of whom were 30-something creepers who were trying to hit on anything that made eye contact.

That’s what I was going to say!

Gah!

That’s some goddamned beautiful alliteration.

To clarify, I am not a Patriots/Brady fan by any means (Go Los Angeles Chargers?) but I really doubt that he’s going to care what the NFL does to him at this point in his career and life. People that love him will love him no matter what, people that hate him will hate him no matter what. He’s rich, he’s married to a…

Actually I don’t give a shit about the Patriots at all, I just think it’s funny how people think he’s gonna care that much about being punished at this point in his life/career.

Yeah, I bet he’s really starting to hate that Super Bowl trophy right about now.

“Must...not...balk...”

Thanks a lot, man...now “Get Ready for This” is stuck in my head.

Admire Gronk for not making a joke about balls. That takes restraint.

Friggin’ Scrote...that guy was nuts.

I’ve given up trying to understand it.