IT’S NAHT FAIAH! TAHM BRAHDY’S A FAHKIN SAINT!

Yikes...that’s going nowhere good.

Tell me about it!

That’s some underrated work my friend.

That’s...terrifying.

Oh, don’t worry, she likes carrots, too.

Oh God.

I don’t know how it’s possible to be 25 and 9 years old at the same time.

And I’m looking at you, my twin-25-year-old-sister who literally has those exact diet preferences. It doesn’t matter where we are, she gets the same exact hamburger at every single restaurant we go to. Same goes for Mexican food (beef rolled tacos with cheese only), Italian food (spaghetti with meat sauce), and I…

At first I was going to say how they have made some risky moves, but seeing as they have basically risked nothing significant to possibly come up with 3 first rounders I can’t really see this blowing up in their face. Only exception being some potential PR backlash if it turns out Collins is guilty and Gregory doesn’t…

I think it’s pretty much a guarantee that he does.

At this point, I honestly can’t tell if this is all an act or if he’s got the coolest life of any 9 year old in the universe.

Yeahhhh....I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday....that would be greaaaaat...

Soooo cool...man I love this plane.

DAMNNNNNNNNN SON

Standing watch for James Franco, I see.

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THIS JUST IN: Chip Kelly has traded his entire offensive and defensive lines for an Australian Rugby team.

*sees picture*