Between this and all the stadium finger-pointing, it’s getting real hard to stay excited about the Chargers this offseason. Every time I hear Mark Fabiani talk about how it’s been a “14 year process” I get more and more okay with the idea of them leaving San Diego just so I won’t have to listen to him anymore.

It’s probably not hard to be more progressive than a guy named “Bud”.

“If you do that, who gives a damn what they say about you? It’s not like I care, anyw-WHY DOESN’T ANYONE LIKE ME?! Sorry, sorry, getting off topic.”

More like the Oregon SUCKS, amirite??#heckling

I have no idea how feasible something like this is but it seems like a really cool attraction. Extra points if they can figure out a way to come up through the decks somehow.

If I HAD been able to test drive my house before I bought it, I would have known about that horrible ride quality when you get it up to 75 or so.

If I did that every time I hit one off a tree I'd go through about a set a month.

Fortunately, that was her last.

Ok, I KNOW at least one of those is wrong.

Godspeed.

Man, Nicklaus hasn't looked like that in years.

...and don't call me Shirley.

That's way too much work.

GET IT

It says “Fucking” so you know it’s true.

This comes as a surprise, seeing as we were never promised that it would be fast, only furious.

Picking up at LAX is the worst...pull off until the cop makes you leave, then drive a lap and repeat.

After watching Wrigley Field turn into a piss-soaked hellscape on opening night...