Dude always looks like someone just punched him out.

Truly a tastemaker.

The unfortunate downside to "go big or go home".

Did he also think it was Kramer driving the white Bronco?

Yes, I am aware. Thanks for checking, though.

Jackie Chiles has spoken.

“Can you hear me now? Good.”

I dunno, that could just be really shitty beer...

Hey, I’m not happy about it, but there could be a bright side there, assuming everything works out. Which, according to history, it won’t, but at least we’d get a spectacular explosion instead of the usual wet fart of a season.

You could argue that Upton for Maybin/Quentin is dead money for dead money, and if you factor in the influence Melvin might have on getting Justin to stay in SD it might be worth it in the end.

I’m waiting for the ground to drop out from underneath, but...it might not this time?

Seriously you guys...April Fools was Wednesday. Knock it off.

Served with a defibrillator, none the less.

Ah yes, the ChryMazHondOta 2006AccoMry. Truly stands out from the competition.

I will never not laugh at this picture.

Now that’s a game changer.

“We’re gonna put this right up on the fridge where EVERYONE can see it, OK buddy?”

“Egads!”