Man, this brings back memories. 800 was my jam back in the day. The two mile, on the other hand...pretty sure I fell asleep a time or two during those races. So many laps...

He is 100% on something seriously hardcore right now.

At this point I’d trade him for two more cashews.

"Carlos Quentin- $8,000,000"

Nailed it.

Yeah Padres! Fewest fans in baseball.

Well yeah, but that's not the exciting, revolutionary-idea part of Netflix that would be worth going back in time to invent. At that point you're just coming up with a slower version of going to Blockbuster. I say this knowing how stupid I look, seeing where Netflix ended up, but whatever.

Even if you could figure out how to code it, 1998 Netflix would still suck because of dial-up. Nobody's gonna get excited about streaming a movie online when it takes four and a half days to load. Besides, halfway through your mom would make you get offline so she could call her cousin in Arizona.

It's alright, he loaded up on RBs early in the draft.

I think it's about to turn back into a dinosaur.

"My Preciousssss."

This was so [redacted] it was [redacted] to tell what was [redacted] on.

For those who asked, "MPGARB" in Greg Hardy's one-year deal with Dallas is a 53-man per game roster bonus....

The guy with more hair gel and jewelry than my Aunt Frances used to wear and a scarf I'm pretty sure I saw while attempting to masturbate to a Forever 21 catalog.

I guess romance is dead, then.

If that's not true love I don't know what is.

I'm thinking some 5 or 6 RB sets with a lot of laterals.

1. Getting hit by a car.

1. Getting hit by a car.

You should use the word potential more.