On a trip to Hawaii a few years ago, 9 out of 10 rental cars were convertible Sebrings, so I guess times haven't changed that much. Chrysler's gotta get rid of them somehow...

"What the hell, guys? Defense doesn't work unless all four of you play hard!"

I didn't watch it with sound, so I can only assume that there were screams of pain throughout. Or Van Halen's "Eruption" was playing in the background.

"Back when I used to ship them over here we'd call them all sorts of names and they'd never complain." -RR

This should be the only article on Screamer.

For some reason I'm not having a very hard time picturing him using that glove to swipe a foul ball away from some 8 year old.

He looks like the kind of person that drunk-hiccups a lot.

I had the honor of meeting him a few times growing up, once at a book signing at a Costco. The one memory that comes back to me above all else was how easy of a person he was to meet. Looking back, I'm amazed by his patience for a young kid, one of several hundred he would see that day. I remember being nervous to…

"New reports indicate that callers seeking a Mike Rotch may, in fact, be performing what is known as a 'prank', and should not be taken seriously."

Couldn't make it to 200? Kids these days are soft.

This is the kind of journalism you just don't see from ESPN.

A.J. Smith tried to adopt him but the cat's father refused.

"I bet he's not even really a magician."

Pasta in Excess = best band name ever?

Thanks friend. And people say high school lit class is useless...

That's got to be traveling or a false start or something.

If you look closely, you can almost make out what he's saying.

But because she was Canadian she was only possessed by Casper the Friendly Ghost.

I'm sure all 17 people that live there will be very disappointed.