The homeless man was really Troy Polamalu in disguise. It was too easy...

Even if it was, Gruden would cover for him. Now this kid can play, you guys!

If he gets any better the Padres will trade him to Boston for 7 players to be named later.

"You're with me, feather."

"Lower and around the front....that's perfect...."

Finally, some useful consumer advice.

Come on, Drew, you can't keep ignoring this Sterling thing forever.

The version of the cake that they got in Africa had a lot more World Series banners.

Still closer than his 360 layups.

I give him a year, tops, before he comes out with his signature line of Pineda Tar.

Fair enough, and I'll admit that a lot of what they put out media-wise is garbage but that won't stop me from riding Space Mountain with a smile on my face.

And I think it's a little sad that you care so much about what brings certain people happiness but that's the beauty of opinions.

—You're just baiting me to get those clicks—

Cue the GIF of Bosh trying and failing to spit out a mouthful of stripper glitter.

Phillips was officially credited with a two-bagger even though he only ended up on first.

Blake wouldn't stop bugging him about GameFly.

You have to ask, though, with this economy, do they really need upgraded waterboarding facilities?

They were really just measuring the popularity of orange slices versus sunflower seeds.

CrossFit responded by saying they didn't choose to be insensitive, they were just born that way.

I don't know which scenario is more sad, Bill Simmons seeing Jared the Subway Guy and deciding he needed to get a picture of them together, or the other way around.