I'll have what he's having.

I don't know what's more stereotypical, Kenny Powers up there or the Padres getting destroyed. Looks like another rebuilding year...

Gotta keep track of your uppers and downers bro.

This guy REALLY wants to win that cheap plastic trophy and the $15 Chili's gift card at the end of the season. It gets embarrassing buying them for himself year after year.

Is this part of a float or a the real Rob?

Oh come on, Vince Vaughn is as inspirational as ever.

He would have received extra dad dunk points if the basket had ended up broken on the ground at the end.

The Browns will be fine. They still have Josh Gordon and, uh...well, they still have Josh Gordon.

Because if there's one way to make up for breaking the rules, it's by ruining everyone else's fun.

NOW BACK TO THE FOOTBAW

Just wait until they figure out a way to add in media timeouts.

kidgasm with excitement

I think he even has that exact sentence on his resume.

Yeah Ron...how about it.

[movie trailer announcer's voice]

This is what we get for mixing Florida and Arizona.

This guy's just trying to get someone to notice he's choking on a hot dog.

Either way, at least he's ready for Comic-Con.

Looks like he's decided to take his talents to Gotham City.