It would be a shame to interrupt storytime.

Surprised the title doesn't say "Manu Ginobili Explodes Knee".

Those weren't just hypothetical questions, they were actually trying to figure out what to do with some of their players.

Shoulda had a V8.

They're better off eating it than drinking the water.

I guess it's not traveling until he takes one small step plus one giant leap.

*takes one small step for man*

"These Cheetos flavors keep getting worse and worse"

Somebody turned on the karaoke setting by accident.

*chants the crowd*

Part Teen?

The Clash would be proud.

"ICE SKATINGGGGG-

If only her name was Lucy...

Surprising that the wound wasn't able to cauterize in time.

Everyone knows short track is the most metal of the speed skating events.

Canada let all the other countries pick their sports first so curling was the only thing left over at the end. Now they just don't want to seem disappointed.

I don't know why everyone's so excited. That punch didn't even come close to landing.

The IOC Snowboarding Chairman concluded that the facilities were "totally bogus, brah".