I can't wait to play that Sucker Punch movie. Or is it watch that Sucker Punch game?

Why not just put cushions on some shoes and broken wood and save yourself the drama of waiting for it to break?

I see he's moved past denying global warming to denying that humans have a part in global warming. I respect libertarians for the austerity of their views, but I cannot respect this head-in-the-sand politicization of science.

"Really, the dude has got to be captivatingly idiotic in order for this kind of story to be of even the most remote interest. And that brings us back to the Would Never Happen column, because even the most absurd male candidates aren't considered half as loony as their female equivalents are."

I wish him luck.

The sub headings for each router remind me of those sections in the gossip magazines where people snark on celebrity fashion choices.

I would point this out...

@laylaholic: I think the reckoning is that psycho- and sociopaths are better students of human nature because they lack the inherent ability to connect to other people emotionally. To fit in, to interact normally, they have to study people and replicate the behavior they observe because they know that to behave…

@Iceman B.: This midterm election?

@SupaChupacabra: COOL comment, although I'm afraid my condition has left me COLD to your pleas for a moratorium.

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Ride the Tiger

@Zombie-Disraeli: You could serve it over some ice made from those 15,000 year old Antarctic core samples.

@bobert: Thank you. I knew this mystery was not beyond comprehension.

Does anyone know how this works, or is it just like f'ing magnets?

@Zubieta: I'd like to see Kim Jong Il put himself in World Cup broadcasts NBA Jam-style.

@mikesisgod: I thought that their revulsion at that classic was revolting.

@Live N Learn: Mastodon farts

I'd love to be sitting in an office across the street, looking out the window, and just happen to catch that happening.

@EdgarJPublius: I believe you mean _Hydrophilia_